From my inbox:
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it “Current Federal Administration” and save it.
3. Send it to the recycle bin.
4. Empty the recycle bin.
5. Your PC will ask you, “Do you really want to delete Current Federal Administration?”
6. Firmly Click “Yes.”
7. Feel better now?