William Shatner is in town and his twitter feed twitted that he was planning to visit the U. S. S. Enterprise, which is being decommissioned due to old age.
Then he wasn’t. When questioned about the twit, his publicist responded as follows:
Wonder how you get to be a “star’s twit”?
You didn’t really believe that these
important folks who consider themselves important lowered themselves to actually twit for themselves, did you? Tell me you didn’t.
They hire twits to twit.