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Republican Jesus 1

Republican Jesus at the Sermon on the Mount:  Go forth and spread the message, judge as I do, despise the poor, gather as much money and gold as you can, even if you must lie, cheat, and steal. Be free to marry and remarry as many people as you want, avoid your taxes, kill people in the name of the state, arm yourselves and be not afraid to kill people if they strike you.  Lastly, and these are important, build giant gold temples to me and hate people with dark skins, for I am white like you.  Oh yeah, and I hate gay people.

Via Job’s Anger.

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  1. George Smith

    November 16, 2014 at 9:20 pm

    Hear the sermon delivered live. https://soundcloud.com/ddestiny-2/jesus-of-america-ddb Stick around for the national anthem, inseparable in philosophy. Truth in American folk art, as popular as lead balloons.