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“Mike from Microsoft” 2

I finally got the call.

The voice said, “I’m Mike from Microsoft,” but it sounded more like Raj from Big Bang.

I said, “You’re not Mike, you’re not from Microsoft, and I don’t use Windows,” and hung up.

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2 comments

  1. Crprod

    November 10, 2015 at 8:55 pm

    I usually tell them that if they had any valid opinions on computers, they would have already upgraded to Linux.

     
  2. Frank

    November 11, 2015 at 4:07 pm

    “Usually”? This was my first call of this nature. Guess I’m lucky. I’ll remember that for the next one.

    Usually the BS calls I get are from bill collectors who think someone else lives at this phone number. Most go away after a while, but one was so obnoxious, calling several times a day and providing no way for me to talk to a real live human being, I ended up writing my Congressman with a cc: to the collection firm, whose name and address I was able to track down. That’s when those calls stopped.