“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society,” Premature Discharge Dept. 0
Some ammosexuals just cannot control themselves, even if, as the Beatles remind us, “Happiness is a warm gun.”
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Premature discharge aside, no one in the bathroom was injured, and officials believe the gun went off by accident, citing statements from multiple witnesses—with at least one present in the bathroom when the shot went off.
According to Park rangers, the gun owner has not been identified. Presumably, he fled the bathroom shortly after the incident.
The stupid. It burns.