Elon Musk:

The path to the CEO’s office should not be through the CFO’s office, and it should not be through the marketing department. It needs to be through engineering and design.

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Matt Taibbi:

Over the years, many in the public have become numb to news of financial corruption, partly because too many of these stories involve banker-on-banker crime.

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Douglas Adams:

I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.

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William Howard Taft:

Politics makes me sick.

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Preoccupations through Tuesday.

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Diogenes:

I am called a dog because I fawn on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse, and I set my teeth in rascals.

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Lawrence Welk:

There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.

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Marv Albert:

It’s impossible to work under conditions where they confused negativity with objectivity.

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10 April 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: First Looks

Blaise Pascal:

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth.

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09 April 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: First Looks

Bette Midler:

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

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08 April 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: First Looks

Fun and fellowship for liberals. Show up and talk about anything in a relaxed atmosphere.

When: Thursday, April 9th, 6 p.

Where:
Croc’s 19 Street Bistro
620 19th Street (Map)

More here.

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08 April 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: First Looks

NRA Paradise is a hit on the highway.

The female driver told deputies the driver behind her was traveling too fast and made an evasive move to switch lanes as she stopped (at a red light–ed.).

Wojciula allegedly pulled up beside her aggressively in a silver car and pointed a gun at her. She said he unbuckled his seat belt, cocked the gun and motioned to her to pull over. He was not able to follow her after he was caught in traffic.

The driver shouted to her passenger “he has a gun” and managed to take a cell phone picture of the car and the license plate.

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08 April 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: First Looks

Derrick Jensen:

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that any way of living that’s based on the use of non-renewable resources won’t last.

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07 April 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: First Looks

LeVar Burton:

All literature is political.

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06 April 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: First Looks

Groucho Marx:

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

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05 April 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: First Looks

Bill Nye:

One of the drawbacks of English is you can’t spell things by hearing them.

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04 April 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: First Looks

Farnsworth does the math.

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04 April 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: First Looks

Alexis de Toqueville:

In the United States, the majority undertakes to supply a multitude of ready-made opinions for the use of individuals, who are thus relieved from the necessity of forming opinions of their own.

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03 April 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: First Looks

Rebecca Pidgeon:

Be good, kind, and friendly to the receptionist. She’s had a hard day.

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02 April 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: First Looks

Jorja Fox:

You’ve gotta wonder what kind of vibe you’re putting out there if you’re having really creepy people come talk to you.

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