Politeness is essential to marital bliss.
Both Snyder and his wife told police at the scene that he had been cleaning his .40-caliber Glock handgun when it accidentally went off, police said.
The investigation determined that Snyder and his wife were not cleaning the gun when it discharged. Instead, Snyder was demonstrating to her how to properly load the weapon when it discharged. The bullet struck her in the lower abdomen and exited out her upper thigh, police said.
. . . bringing new meaning to the term, “lying together.”
He left out the part about “violence with guns” being inherent to white culture. There is no NRACP.
In defending himself, he doth protest loudly that he has no prejudice because of course he doesn’t.
Also, pigs, wings.
The other day, I was in line at a checkout behind an old white man–older than me–wearing a “Tell Congress that Guns Save Lives” tee shirt.
The back of the tee shirt proclaimed that
The reign of hate and fear ends on January 20, 2017.
Not wanting a confrontation and not knowing whether or not he was packing, I refrained from pointing out that the “hate and fear” were his and no one else’s.
Police in Oakland say a 30-year-old woman was shot to death during a possible road-rage confrontation.
Officer Johnna Watson says Perla Avina was riding in a Toyota Camry Sunday afternoon in the city’s Brookfield Village neighborhood when someone in another car shot her in the face.
If every driver were armed, no doubt events of this nature would not occur.
Also, pigs, wings.
If you must unload on those around you, do so politely.
A 56-year-old man is in serious condition after accidentally being shot in the abdomen Sunday morning while hunting with three or four others in the Brown’s Gulch Road area north of Butte, authorities said.
Sheriff Ed Lester said another person was unloading a hunting rifle when it accidentally discharged and hit the man in the abdomen. Police were called at 10:29 a.m.
Am I the only person who’s ever heard of something called “a safety,” not to mention something called just plain “safety“?
Politeness is next to cleanliness.
Witnesses state that Hambaugh was sitting in the kitchen, preparing to clean his handgun.
When Hambaugh attempted to disassemble the gun a round had inadvertently been left in the handgun.
As he attempted to remove the slide, the bullet discharged.
It struck the inside of Hambaugh’s left thigh, traveled through the thigh, and after exiting struck the (nine-month-old–ed.) child in the head.
Note how “he had negligently left a round” morphs into “a round had inadvertently been left,” as gun nuts are never responsible for what they do because they have Second Amendment rights–just ask them.
If you read such reports regularly, you will see this pattern: Gun nuts who
negligently inadvertently injure or kill others always do so in the passive voice.
The stupid, it burns.
The ammosexuals were out in force at our recent City Council Meeting (link complete with picture of one wannabe Wyatt’s personal Real-Big-Man enhancement device).
Colorado is being overrun by hunters for elk season.
“Wear extra orange,” big game hunting guide Jim Arnold said as he led a group of hunters into the woods of Summit County last week. “That’s what I tell my guys.”
I wonder how many of these folks will fill their freezers with elk meat and how many want to bag an elk just to prove that they are Real Big Men.
. . . and a polite society does its laundry.
The woman, said to be in her 60s, picked up her husband’s pants and shook them at about 1:15 p.m., Sgt. Felipe Alicia said.
“He carries a firearm in his pants pocket and it fell out and went off,” Alicia said. “ … There are no signs of foul play or any signs of violence and we are classifying this as an accidental injury.”
Gunnuttery, n, from “gun”+”nut” (meaning someone with diminished mental capacity or ammosexual fetish) + the suffix “(t)ery” indicating “syndrome”: what happens when firearms meet stupid.
This man’s gunnuttery almost killed his wife. “Almost” is a better outcome than gunnuttery usually produces.