Play politely.

According to the Middeltown Press, the three-year-old was taken to the Providence Medical Center where it was determined that his mouth injury was not just a result of force exhibited by a swinging door but was actually a gunshot wound. Following this discovery, the three-year-old was flown to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle.

The other child involved in the accident is just four years old. It is not yet clear how or why the three-year-old was shot, or even how the four-year-old child may have gotten a hold of the gun.

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Picturing politeness at Florida State.

Tweet from FSU shooting from daughter to father:  There's a man with a gun in the library.  I love you.

Via PoliticalProf, who wonders, “Is this the society we have created?”

Demonstrably, it is.

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Getting a leg up on politeness:

The Iowa Department of Natural Resources says 20-year-old Kyle Fry of Edgewood is recovering from a non-life-threatening wound in a Dubuque hospital. Officials say he accidentally shot himself in the leg with a .22 caliber rifle over the weekend near Littleport in Clayton County. They say he was trying to get his tracking dogs away from the raccoons when the gun fired.

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The hunt for politeness continues apace.

Knox County Sheriff Allen Gudehus told KTVO the accidental shooting took place on a farm southeast of Novelty.

He said a man from Illinois was shot by a family member who was deer hunting with him.

Was it the antlers or the little white tail . . . .

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Politeness, with malice towards none:

A 15-year-old was killed Sunday by an accidental in Mesa County.

The County Sheriff’s Office says they don’t believe there was any malicious intent behind the shooting that killed Brandon Crawford.

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Self-politeness is the politest kind.

The investigation revealed a 25-year old woman sustained an accidental, self-inflicted gunshot wound to her abdomen. She was transferred to the appropriate trauma hospital where she is currently in stable condition.

To my two or three regular readers: I know this gets old. So too does the mix of ammosexuality, guns, and stupid.

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16 November 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Gunnuttery

Parked for politeness:

A 10-year-old boy has been hospitalized after authorities say he shot himself in the face with a family member’s gun while sitting inside an SUV in Delaware County, Pennsylvania.

(snip)

The boy and his sister were waiting in the vehicle, outside an auto repair shop, when he found the gun and it went off, police tell NBC10. The father was inside the shop. The mother had just dropped the children off.

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15 November 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Gunnuttery

Get a load of all the politeness:

Lisenbe said the subject, who is from this area, was hunting with his two children. The subject dropped one of his children off and was taking the other child to another location to hunt.

While in his truck, the subject was attempting to load his gun and shot himself in the thigh and down through his knee, the sheriff said.

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14 November 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Gunnuttery

If you have a beef with your local rag, express it politely, as this fellow expressed his dissatisfaction with the Philadelphia Inquirer.

Responding officers found Smith screaming from his third-floor window.

“‘I’m not leaving without shooting,’ he kept saying from the window of his apartment,” Chitwood said. “When we tried to negotiate with him, he would scream all types of things.”

Chitwood said Smith fired three shots toward officers in the apartment building’s courtyard.

Over the next three hours, Smith fired off six more rounds at police from his window. When he threatened to shoot down a news helicopter flying over the scene, police moved in and launched tear gas into his window, Chitwood said.

You can’t make this stuff up.

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13 November 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Gunnuttery

Familial politeness is the politest kind.

An 8-year-old boy was shot in the head by his 9-year-old sister with their parent’s handgun in an apparent accidental shooting in DeLand on Wednesday evening, according to DeLand Police.

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12 November 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Gunnuttery

Play politely with your progeny.

A Utah man is accused of threatening his teenage daughter with a rifle during an argument that began over a game of Battleship.

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11 November 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Gunnuttery

It’s still open season for politeness.

Authorities say 39-year-old Bruce Ellyson was hunting with some friends east of the Clearwater Campground in the Shoshone National Forest on Sunday when the accident occurred.

The Park County Sheriff’s Office says Ellyson and his companions had just finished their hunt and were preparing to leave when a rifle leaning against a vehicle fell over and fired.

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10 November 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Gunnuttery

Be polite to your brothers.

Police say a 5-year-old boy was shot by a sibling who is younger than 10. Their grandmother was watching three children, all siblings, in the apartment when one located a gun in the home.

Now there is one brother fewer.

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09 November 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Gunnuttery

Fly the polite skies (emphasis added).

More passengers than ever are showing up at airports with weapons in their carry-on luggage, and Dallas-Fort Worth leads the pack, federal officials say.

Security checks of departing passengers this year have turned up a record-setting 1,855 firearms in carry-on bags, the Transportation Security said Nov. 6. Of those, 1,471 or 79 percent were loaded, according to a new report.

Follow the link to find out which airports are the most polite airports.

We are a society of stupid.

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08 November 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Gunnuttery

The hunt for politeness marches on.

A 22-year-old Oklahoma man is believed to have accidentally shot and killed himself Tuesday night while gathering hunting gear at his home, according to the Delaware County Sheriff’s Department.

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07 November 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Gunnuttery

The hunt for politeness marches on.

An Elderly coyote hunter was seriously wounded in a hunting accident Wednesday evening near Dunlap, IA in Monona County. According to the Iowa Department of Natural Resources, the man was getting out of his vehicle in a harvested corn field west of Dunlap when he fell on his rifle and it discharged into his abdomen.

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06 November 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Gunnuttery

Squirrelly politeness:

A squirrel hunter said he was trying to cope with accidentally shooting a bowhunter over the weekend in west-central Wisconsin, mistaking the man’s movement for that of a squirrel.

He says he’s sorry.

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05 November 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Gunnuttery, Politics of Hate

A frolicking performance at the Ford Theatre.

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Bringing new meaning to the term, “school board”:

A Delaware School District has now become the first in the region to buy what it calls an unconventional kind of classroom protection.

The bulletproof whiteboard is made by a company named Hardwire and is designed to operate as an everyday classroom dry erase board.

Ruminate on the absurdity.

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05 November 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Gunnuttery

Oh, so much politeness.

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