New Age twit meets science. Science wins.

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Once in a while, I toy with the notion of becoming a twit on Twitter, then Twitter convinces me to slowly back away.

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23 February 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Denialist twits.

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20 February 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

I have no interest in watching Hollywood play with itself.

Indeed, that goes for all the entertainment “awards” shows. They are wankery of the highest order.

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12 February 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Oh, this smarts.

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10 February 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

. . . and everything loose rolls to California.

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09 February 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

In my local rag, Bernadette Kinlaw takes on corporate doublespeak. A snippet:

CNN provided us with a wonderful yet horrifying example of gobbledygook.

Management had plans “to leverage internal efficiencies by enlisting external resources, thus driving a reduction in operating costs, thereby enhancing shareholder value.”

How would you interpret that?

We’re laying off people to save money and please our stockholders.

I worked in corporate America for a long time and I learned that long words and convoluted language meant one or both of two things: emptiness and treachery.

Do read the rest.

Afterthought:

You can rephrase the title of this post loosely as “git ‘r done.”

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03 February 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Honest to Pete, you can’t make this stuff up:

“Selfies” likely contributed to a single-engine plane crash east of Denver last May that killed two people, federal investigators said in a report released last week.

The National Transportation Safety Board said a GoPro video camera was found near the plane’s wreckage in Watkins, about 25 miles east of Denver. Recordings on the device showed the pilot and a passenger were taking “self-photographs” with their cellphones, using the flash during the plane’s takeoff roll, intitial climb and flight, the NTSB said.

And, in related news of the narcissistic . . .

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02 February 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Doctor:  The study linking vaccinations and autism was not only wrong, but also an

Via Job’s Anger.

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02 February 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Anti-vax (pro-disease?) twits.

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27 January 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

From outstanding warrants to instanding a cell.

H/T Susan for an outstanding instance of instand.

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27 January 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

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22 January 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

In search of the elusive one who’s born every minute.

Bigfoot enthusiast Tom Biscardi, who runs the website Searching for Bigfoot, is planning an initial public offering to pump cash into his quest for the (let’s face it) mythical beast, according to the Wall Street Journal.

As stated in his filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission, Biscardi hopes that selling stock in Bigfoot Project Investments will raise $3 million, the Journal reported.

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17 January 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Your tax dollars at work.

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11 January 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Frolics de mortuus.

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10 January 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

More stuff you couldn’t make up.

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08 January 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Really, the random pointlessness is dismaying.

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07 January 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Has-been narcissist twits.

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06 January 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

He who shall not be named.

Via Liberaland.

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30 December 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Honest to Pete, you can’t make this stuff up.

Where does Fox News find these people?

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