Injudicious twits.

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Men are pigs.

When I was in college, I thought briefly about joining a fraternity. Then I realized, why the hell should I pay dues to get drunk, when I could get drunk quite nicely on my own for the cost of a six.

I guess I missed the part about exploiting co-eds to make myself feel like a Real Big Man.

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Jeopardized twits.

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20 September 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Playing the trump card.

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14 September 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Groomzilla.

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Mark Sanford facebooks his Republican Family Values (follow the link for even more Republican Family Values):

The ex–South Carolina governor and current congressman, Appalachian Trail hiker, and perpetual seeker has written a 2,375-word Facebook post about his latest legal battle with ex-wife Jenny Sanford. Its tone, if not its exact content, will be familiar to anyone who has ever heard a middle-aged man self-righteously complain about what a mean, nasty lady his former spouse is, so feel totally free to ignore it on this beautiful Friday afternoon. Really, the only interesting thing in Sanford’s status update is the news that he has broken off his engagement with María Belén Chapur, the Argentine “soul mate” for whom he (in)famously left Jenny and the governorship of South Carolina in 2009.

No self-awareness, no self-awareness whatsoever.

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10 September 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Honestly, you can’t make this stuff up.

Facebook facilitates foolishness.

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10 September 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

The resident curmudgeon at my local rag wonders why drivers rush in where angels dare to tread–tread water, that is.

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04 September 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Oh, my.

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02 September 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Wedding gone wild.

Video below the fold because it may autoplay.

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31 August 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Scholastic twits.

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28 August 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Then they took it back.

A woman who believed that a St. Petersburg hair salon owed her money decided to get revenge by stealing the business’ barber’s chair, police reported.

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26 August 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Here comes the judge.

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20 August 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Immigrants from the south flee death.

The northern horde simply wants to go to the beach.

A Quebec man who admitted that he attempted to smuggle his wife into the United States last month to vacation with family in Florida was sentenced Tuesday in U.S. District Court to time served and ordered to pay a $5,000 fine.

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08 August 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Stupid droners drone on.

A tourist seeking to take pictures of Yellowstone National Park crashed a camera-equipped drone into its largest hot spring, possibly damaging the prized geothermal feature, a park official said on Wednesday.

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The National Park Service in June announced a ban on so-called unmanned aerial vehicles, but officials say premier national parks in the U.S. West are reporting a sharp rise in the number of drones buzzing bison and boaters.

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26 July 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Asking for it.

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25 July 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Clone Wars, Too Stupid for Words

Innocent out-of-town yahoo plays with his new toy, gets remonstrated with.

Seattle police continue to frown upon people using private drones for their own kicks.

Space Needle security called police just before 8:30 p.m. Tuesday after guests reported seeing a small drone buzz the top of the tower, according to police reports.

Witnesses claimed they saw the white drone, equipped with a camera, fly back to a hotel two blocks east of the Space Needle and land inside a fifth-floor unit.

I sympathize with the cops.

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24 July 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

More stuff you couldn’t make up.

The more I think about this, the less I sympathize with the twit.

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24 July 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Honestly, you can’t make this stuff up.

I’ve seen drivers eating, shaving, even reading books propped on their steering wheels at low and high speeds, but I haven’t seen that.

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21 July 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Oh, my.

Police in West Frankfort say 27-year-old Danielle Saxton posted pictures on her Facebook page showing off a new dress.

But the problem was the dress was stolen from a local boutique.

She won’t be wearing the dress again.

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