From outstanding warrants to instanding a cell.

H/T Susan for an outstanding instance of instand.

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22 January 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

In search of the elusive one who’s born every minute.

Bigfoot enthusiast Tom Biscardi, who runs the website Searching for Bigfoot, is planning an initial public offering to pump cash into his quest for the (let’s face it) mythical beast, according to the Wall Street Journal.

As stated in his filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission, Biscardi hopes that selling stock in Bigfoot Project Investments will raise $3 million, the Journal reported.

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17 January 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Your tax dollars at work.

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11 January 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Frolics de mortuus.

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10 January 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

More stuff you couldn’t make up.

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08 January 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Really, the random pointlessness is dismaying.

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07 January 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Has-been narcissist twits.

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06 January 2015 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

He who shall not be named.

Via Liberaland.

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30 December 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Honest to Pete, you can’t make this stuff up.

Where does Fox News find these people?

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Seriously? There’s a Bitcoin Bowl?

It’s sponsored by BitPay, a company that attempts to leach its income off bitcoin users. (I wonder whether the promoters accepted payment for the sponsorship in bitcoins?)

Don’t be fooled. Bitcoins are a mug’s game.

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13 December 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Frolicking in blue.

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12 December 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

I discovered last night that my new television, which is quite a nice little television, seems to have no buttons. At least, I could not find any buttons, not even with the help of a flashlight.

If you can’t find the remote, you can’t turn it off. This produces a quandary if your partner has fallen asleep atop the remote.

I have another smaller, slightly older model from the same manufacturer that does have buttons (on the bottom right of the frame). If the newer one has buttons, they are certainly well hidden. Buttons are not a fit subject for a treasure hunt.

I can conclude only that we as a society are becoming too remote.

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10 December 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Frolickers without filters.

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10 December 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Heh.

Police have arrested a northeastern Pennsylvania man on suspicion of driving under the influence after he was spotted driving a golf cart from bar to bar.

Larksville police say the man told an officer he was using the golf cart to navigate the borough’s streets Monday night because he had been drinking and needed a way to get to a bar.

Sounds as if he had already been to enough bars.

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09 December 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Words fail me twits.

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03 December 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

I have never been able to distinguish among TGIF, Ruby Tuesday’s, and–what’s that other cookie cutter bar/restaurant chain I forget Hooligan’s?–Houlihans! They are all the same place with different pictures on the walls.

Via Raw Story.

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02 December 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Frolickers without filters.

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01 December 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Geek Stuff, Too Stupid for Words

An email exchange is not a conversation.

That is all.

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21 November 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

What Noz said.

I think I need a new “category.”

How about “See Foot Shoot Foot”?

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