Mark Sanford facebooks his Republican Family Values (follow the link for even more Republican Family Values):
The ex–South Carolina governor and current congressman, Appalachian Trail hiker, and perpetual seeker has written a 2,375-word Facebook post about his latest legal battle with ex-wife Jenny Sanford. Its tone, if not its exact content, will be familiar to anyone who has ever heard a middle-aged man self-righteously complain about what a mean, nasty lady his former spouse is, so feel totally free to ignore it on this beautiful Friday afternoon. Really, the only interesting thing in Sanford’s status update is the news that he has broken off his engagement with María Belén Chapur, the Argentine “soul mate” for whom he (in)famously left Jenny and the governorship of South Carolina in 2009.
No self-awareness, no self-awareness whatsoever.
The resident curmudgeon at my local rag wonders why drivers rush in where angels dare to tread–tread water, that is.
Immigrants from the south flee death.
The northern horde simply wants to go to the beach.
Stupid droners drone on.
A tourist seeking to take pictures of Yellowstone National Park crashed a camera-equipped drone into its largest hot spring, possibly damaging the prized geothermal feature, a park official said on Wednesday.
The National Park Service in June announced a ban on so-called unmanned aerial vehicles, but officials say premier national parks in the U.S. West are reporting a sharp rise in the number of drones buzzing bison and boaters.
Innocent out-of-town yahoo plays with his new toy, gets remonstrated with.
Space Needle security called police just before 8:30 p.m. Tuesday after guests reported seeing a small drone buzz the top of the tower, according to police reports.
Witnesses claimed they saw the white drone, equipped with a camera, fly back to a hotel two blocks east of the Space Needle and land inside a fifth-floor unit.
I sympathize with the cops.
More stuff you couldn’t make up.
The more I think about this, the less I sympathize with the twit.
Honestly, you can’t make this stuff up.
I’ve seen drivers eating, shaving, even reading books propped on their steering wheels at low and high speeds, but I haven’t seen that.
But the problem was the dress was stolen from a local boutique.
She won’t be wearing the dress again.
They’ve figured it out. To attract women voters, they need to be more lowfalutin.