Plans for Trump's new Air Force One with Donald Trump modifications:  Trump standing in doorway saying,

The Seattle Times wonders how canceling the order for new planes creates jobs. Meanwhile, Noz points out that the reason for Trump’s dissatisfaction with plans for Boeing to design and build the new planes is obvious. Here’s the gist:

. . . what’s in it for him?

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Some Trump voters seem surprised to find out that he is exactly who he has been for his whole public life.

Who woulda thunk?

Via Raw Story.

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Dick Polman.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

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20 November 2016 · Comments Off on The Crack-Up · Categories: Political Theatre, Too Stupid for Words

Title:  2016, Another in an Occasional Series of Parables Involving Cliffs.  Image:  Two men in speeding car.  One says,

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19 November 2016 · Comments Off on Twits on Twitter · Categories: Geek Stuff, Too Stupid for Words

Man asks Guru on top of mountain,

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18 November 2016 · Comments Off on Droning On · Categories: Geek Stuff, Too Stupid for Words

Once more, it’s only a matter of time . . . .

From a high-rise rooftop on the west side of the Schuylkill, a 20-year-old Drexel University student allegedly operated a flying camera drone recklessly all the way to the Ben Franklin Bridge, and it nearly collided with a police helicopter Wednesday evening.

At one point, Joseph Roselli allegedly flew the drone as high as 1,500 feet, which is restricted for use by Philadelphia International Airport.

Roselli was charged with risking a catastrophe and recklessly endangering another person, court records show.

Aside:

I was in my local drug store the other day. They had quadcopters for sale on the toy rack.

Thinking is a lost art.

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31 October 2016 · Comments Off on Monsters · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Trick or Treaters at the door:  Frankenstein, a zombie, a cowboy, and a clown.  Homeowners panic screaming,


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We are a society of stupid.

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31 October 2016 · Comments Off on Droning On · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Drones for the one per cent.

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31 October 2016 · Comments Off on The Comey-Uppance · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

As I said a couple of days ago, the FBI seems to have screwed the pooch.

Words fail me.

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29 October 2016 · Comments Off on Twits on Twitter · Categories: Geek Stuff, Too Stupid for Words

Daniel Ruth doesn’t get the fascination of twitting.

From my distant observation it seems nothing very much good comes from twittering, or whatever you want to call it. Exhibit A: There is a 70-year-old man who looks like a paranoid traffic cone, who has been known to tweet at all hours of the wee morning attacking former beauty queens and, according to the New York Times, starting nearly 300 idiotic feuds with various people, places and things with the possible exception of the Future Farmers of America. We’re not exactly in Algonquin Round Table territory here. We’re not even in Alfred E. Neuman’s ZIP code.

Follow the link for Exhibit B &c.

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28 October 2016 · Comments Off on Snapcrash · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

No selfie-awareness whatsoever.

A tipsy Texas collegian was taking a topless Snapchat photo for her boyfriend last night moments before she crashed her car into a parked police cruiser, according to cops.

Fully-clothed details at the link.

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25 October 2016 · Comments Off on Clowns to the Left of Me, Clowns to the Right of Me, Clowns in Authority · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Coulrophobians will get a temporary sigh of relief this month in Kemper County, Miss., where a new ordinance makes it illegal for people of all ages to wear clown costumes, makeup and masks.

Since Monday, people have had to put their clown act on hold and will not be able to dress as one until after Halloween, on Nov. 1.

The stupid, it burns.

Via Harry Shearer.

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21 October 2016 · Comments Off on If You Are Going To Go Around Hitting Mayors in the Face with Pies . . . · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

. . . don’t be surprised if you get served

No self-awareness whatsoever.

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15 October 2016 · Comments Off on Trumpling the Dating Scene · Categories: Political Theatre, Too Stupid for Words

More stuff you couldn’t make up.

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04 October 2016 · Comments Off on For the Birds · Categories: Too Stupid for Words, Words Fail Me

Plaintiffs eat crow in silly lawsuit about crows.

Being a farm boy, I tend to be biased against crows, but, really, now.

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