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Royal twits.

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Who woulda thunk you can’t believe what twits twit?

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21 October 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

More stuff you can’t make up.

A woman accused of illegally entering the Thousand Oaks home of a man she went on multiple dates with was arrested Sunday after firefighters used jackhammers to partially dismantle a brick chimney she had become trapped inside.

She was clearly not related to Santa Claus.

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21 October 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

And that’s not a good thing.

Boys who will be boys think with the small head.

Honest to Pete, you can’t make this stuff up. If you can’t tell the difference between your work computer and your personal computer, you deserve to be punished for stupid.

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17 October 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

. . . and reruns of Lawrence Welk.

I mean, really, now.

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16 October 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

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13 October 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

This poor railroad engineer will have to live with the memory of this the rest of his or her life, and it wasn’t his or her fault.

As my two or three regular readers know, I worked for the railroad for over two decades; this sort of stuff happens every day because persons carelessly (and sometimes intentionally) put themselves in harm’s way, forgetting that the railroad is a place of business, not a scenic overlook or a nature trail or a shortcut to where they want to go.

Don’t take chances with trains.

If it’s a tie, you lose.

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11 October 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Have now reached peak twit?

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Generally, my local rag does a pretty good job, but, really, now . . . .

This was yesterday’s headline.

Big Scary Headline about Ebola:  It's Here

This is today’s headline.

Big Headline:  Don't Panic

You can click on a picture to read the associated story.

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01 October 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

She’s back.

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30 September 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Injudicious twits.

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28 September 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Men are pigs.

When I was in college, I thought briefly about joining a fraternity. Then I realized, why the hell should I pay dues to get drunk, when I could get drunk quite nicely on my own for the cost of a six.

I guess I missed the part about exploiting co-eds to make myself feel like a Real Big Man.

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24 September 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Jeopardized twits.

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20 September 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Playing the trump card.

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14 September 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Groomzilla.

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Mark Sanford facebooks his Republican Family Values (follow the link for even more Republican Family Values):

The ex–South Carolina governor and current congressman, Appalachian Trail hiker, and perpetual seeker has written a 2,375-word Facebook post about his latest legal battle with ex-wife Jenny Sanford. Its tone, if not its exact content, will be familiar to anyone who has ever heard a middle-aged man self-righteously complain about what a mean, nasty lady his former spouse is, so feel totally free to ignore it on this beautiful Friday afternoon. Really, the only interesting thing in Sanford’s status update is the news that he has broken off his engagement with María Belén Chapur, the Argentine “soul mate” for whom he (in)famously left Jenny and the governorship of South Carolina in 2009.

No self-awareness, no self-awareness whatsoever.

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10 September 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Honestly, you can’t make this stuff up.

Facebook facilitates foolishness.

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10 September 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

The resident curmudgeon at my local rag wonders why drivers rush in where angels dare to tread–tread water, that is.

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04 September 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Oh, my.

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