What Noz said.

I think I need a new “category.”

How about “See Foot Shoot Foot”?

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Gaming palace twits.

Afterthought:

Dave & Buster’s is just Chuck E. Cheese with a liquor license.

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15 November 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Something improper happened at a strip joint.

Mercy me, I think I shall have the vapors.

And, in more news of the scantily clad, wage theft.

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13 November 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Jon Stewart takes on pointergate.

Below the fold in case it autoplays.

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07 November 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Oh, my.

We are a society of stupid.

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06 November 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Godly (just ask them and they will tell you so) twits.

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05 November 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Geek Stuff, Too Stupid for Words

Twits in the bullseye.

Why persons unquestioningly believe random stuff they see on the internet I’ll never figure out.

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05 November 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Gunnuttery, Too Stupid for Words

Bringing new meaning to the term, “school board”:

A Delaware School District has now become the first in the region to buy what it calls an unconventional kind of classroom protection.

The bulletproof whiteboard is made by a company named Hardwire and is designed to operate as an everyday classroom dry erase board.

Ruminate on the absurdity.

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01 November 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

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31 October 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Am I the only person who thinks Halloween jumped the shark a couple of decades ago?

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31 October 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

A Franco-American journalist was stunned when she spotted a grave marker hologram with her face on it – inscribed with a fake name, date of birth and death – in the window of a funeral parlour. Here’s how it happened.

Short version: The manufacturer of the display just grabbed any old image of the inner webs without verifying that it was free to use. Long version: Follow the link.

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28 October 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Colbert takes on idiocy.

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28 October 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Royal twits.

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23 October 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Who woulda thunk you can’t believe what twits twit?

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21 October 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

More stuff you can’t make up.

A woman accused of illegally entering the Thousand Oaks home of a man she went on multiple dates with was arrested Sunday after firefighters used jackhammers to partially dismantle a brick chimney she had become trapped inside.

She was clearly not related to Santa Claus.

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21 October 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

And that’s not a good thing.

Boys who will be boys think with the small head.

Honest to Pete, you can’t make this stuff up. If you can’t tell the difference between your work computer and your personal computer, you deserve to be punished for stupid.

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17 October 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

. . . and reruns of Lawrence Welk.

I mean, really, now.

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16 October 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

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13 October 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

This poor railroad engineer will have to live with the memory of this the rest of his or her life, and it wasn’t his or her fault.

As my two or three regular readers know, I worked for the railroad for over two decades; this sort of stuff happens every day because persons carelessly (and sometimes intentionally) put themselves in harm’s way, forgetting that the railroad is a place of business, not a scenic overlook or a nature trail or a shortcut to where they want to go.

Don’t take chances with trains.

If it’s a tie, you lose.

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11 October 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Have now reached peak twit?

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