Asking for it.

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Innocent out-of-town yahoo plays with his new toy, gets remonstrated with.

Seattle police continue to frown upon people using private drones for their own kicks.

Space Needle security called police just before 8:30 p.m. Tuesday after guests reported seeing a small drone buzz the top of the tower, according to police reports.

Witnesses claimed they saw the white drone, equipped with a camera, fly back to a hotel two blocks east of the Space Needle and land inside a fifth-floor unit.

I sympathize with the cops.

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24 July 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

More stuff you couldn’t make up.

The more I think about this, the less I sympathize with the twit.

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24 July 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Honestly, you can’t make this stuff up.

I’ve seen drivers eating, shaving, even reading books propped on their steering wheels at low and high speeds, but I haven’t seen that.

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21 July 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Oh, my.

Police in West Frankfort say 27-year-old Danielle Saxton posted pictures on her Facebook page showing off a new dress.

But the problem was the dress was stolen from a local boutique.

She won’t be wearing the dress again.

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19 July 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Sporting twits.

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17 July 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

They’ve figured it out. To attract women voters, they need to be more lowfalutin.

er, yeah.

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14 July 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Honestly, you can’t make this stuff up.

Our society is awash in stupid.

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10 July 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

No self-awareness, none whatsoever.

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10 July 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Political Theatre, Too Stupid for Words

Really, now, that’s all it is.

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01 July 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Tacky twits.

Oh, wait. That’s redundant.

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22 June 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

I think this qualifies as “asking for it.”

While he was being cited for indecent exposure — he was in “an indecent state” at a public swimming pool, police said — a Fayette County man allegedly invited a police officer to check out his YouTube channel.

The officer did. And what he watched led to additional charges.

Turns out Zachary Peak showed off his marijuana-growing operation on the online site, according to Peachtree City police.

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17 June 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Health Care, Too Stupid for Words

When I was a toddler, my parents nearly died of the mumps, which is quite serious in adults. I’m old enough to remember when parents lived in fear that their children would catch whooping cough and other diseases that, because of vaccinations, have become no longer a worry–at least, not until the recent anti-vax fraud and the hysterical fools who fell for it.

California is in the throes of a whooping cough epidemic, state health department officials announced Friday.

Dr. Ron Chapman, director of the California Department of Public Health, said 3,458 cases of whooping cough have been reported since Jan. 1 — including 800 in the past two weeks. That total is more than all the cases reported in 2013.

I trust that Jenny McCarthy and her ilk are happy about the harm they have done.

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07 June 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

The best analogy that occurs to me is investigating the effects of alcohol by chugging a quart of Wild Turkey.

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06 June 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

You can’t make this stuff up.

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02 June 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Oh, my.

A Central Florida man who called 911 to say he was lost and being chased by wild hogs was arrested after, deputies say, they found stolen property in his backpack.

Andrew James Joffe, 24, of Chuluota, called 911 in Polk county around 1:50 a.m. Thursday, saying he didn’t known his exact location, but that he was walking somewhere along Deen Still Road.

The “stolen property” in his kit included, amongst other items, a GPS device.

Via the Orlando Sentinel.

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30 May 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Now that’s the ticket!

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21 May 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Wheeling twits.

And yet more perfectly good electrons go to a pointless and empty end.

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18 May 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

Allegheny County, Pennsylvania, has instituted a SMS (that’s “texting”) 9-1-1 service. Natch, no one could have predicted . . . .

Later that evening, Allegheny County’s 911 center received its first emergency text message, county spokeswoman Amie Downs said. She did not have the exact language of the message, but she said it was someone reporting a possible drunken driver in the city of Pittsburgh.

The language of the message “seemed to indicate that they themselves were driving,” she said.

Pennsylvania has banned texting while driving since 2012.

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14 May 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Too Stupid for Words

More stuff you couldn’t make up.

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